TO APPLY OR INQUIRE PRESS EMAIL ME HERE DISCLAIMER Use only as directed, known to cause cancer in California, do not take while pregnant, no shirt no shoes no service (women these are optional), Spoken only in ENGLISH! Reference herein to any specific commercial products, process, or service by trade name, trademark, manufacturer, or otherwise, does not necessarily constitute or imply its  endorsement, recommendation, or  favoring of the USMV M/C.  Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Electrocution hazard. NC17.  May stain some fabrics. This product not intended for use as dental drill. Do not expose to sunlight. Parental discretion is advised. Do not try this at home. All stunts performed by professional actors. Stunts performed on closed track. Not for outdoor use. Do not taunt happy fun ball. Rubber side down. Take with food. Take with milk. Do not take with alcohol. May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery while taking. No animals were harmed. Be kind-rewind. Contents may shift during shipping. Consult a physician. Harmful if swallowed. In case of accidental ingestion, induce vomiting. May cause chemical burns. Do not operate in standing water. No user serviceable parts inside. Choking hazard. Objects in mirror no longer matter. Discontinue use if rash occurs. Side effects include death, brain damage, blindness, loss of hearing, severe headache, hairy palms, anal leakage, oily discharge, diarrhea, birth defects, and the overwhelming desire to run with scissors in a way this is only fun until someone loses and eye, and remember its only funny until someone gets hurt, then it is just hilarious. Side effects may also include the uncontrollable need to round up every soccer mom with a mini van and blind spots the size of a U-haul and a cell phone growing out of her ear as she weaves from lane to lane without a glance or signal and then tie each one to a herd of wild moose by the ankles so they can drag her down the asphalt at about 60 miles per hour– just so that for one brief moment she might come close to understanding the danger you face ……… EVERY F#*CKIN DAY!!!! `